Post by Admin on Jun 27, 2013 4:26:45 GMT
MC: Well as you can see our arena is jam packed with everyone from the roster that wants to see our falls count anywhere main event, so much so that we had to create a whole corner section to fit them in!
Macho Man: The following is a falls count anywhere match scheduled for one fall introducing first-
BT: Oh what the-
MC: Bossman with a sneak attack! How despicable!
DING DING DING
BT: This is borderline criminal!
MC: Bossman is about to-
MC: Ram Sheamus headfirst into the stage!
BT: Why is mcmahon busting out his phone?
Mcmahon: Hunico, over here! NOW!
BT: Who's this guy?
MC: I dunno, McMahon must have rented his assistance for this match!
McMahon: Go do a flippy-do on sheamus or whatever!
MC: Random guy...
MC: With a senton through the stage!
BT: He just dun broke the stage!
MM: I can't believe what a coward McMahon is.
MC: Here comes Orton to help his friend!
McMahon: Ziggler, now's your chance!
MC:.....
BT:....McMahon.......
MM: He... He thought of everything.
Bossman-
slams Sheamus into the barricade!
BT: Wait a second!
MM: Sheamus reversed!
BT; Sheamus on the assault now
MC: But McMahon stops him!
MM: Through the barricade!
MC: this....this just has to end.
Bossman searching
MM: Oh no, not a table!
MC: But again Sheamus fights back and this may be the opening he needs!
BT: Huge knee to the face!
McMahon: Ezikiel, go!
MM: Wait a sec who is this?
MC: I don't know
BT: Hopefully not another one of-
MC: Oh no!
MC: And yet another goon does his job.
BT: Bossman going for the match-ending cover
Ref: 1...2...
MM: NO! He kicked out!
BT: There's still some fight left in the irishman!
MC: What's he doing now?
BT: What the-
MM: HANDCUFFS?! ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!
MC: This is just cruel.
MC: Oh come on, just pin him, the man's completely defenseless, he's in handcuffs for God's sake!
BT: REALLY?! A BALL AND CHAIN REALLY?!
MM: I think we may need to do something about this!\
MM: That's the last straw Booker, we need to go help this man!
BT: I agree, let's bring some chairs!
MC: Good luck guys!
BT: Sheamus, we're here to help!
Macho Man: Sheamus, you can do this! One brogue kick should do it!
MC: Sheamus going for Brogue, this'll be a miracle!
MC: Brogue kick!
Ref: 1...2...
MC: NO! Bossman kicks out at the very last second!
BT: WUT DA HAIL?!
MM: Sheamus getting a ladder now...
MC: Sheamus risking life and limb to hurt Bossman.
Ref: 1...2...
MM: Bossman still managing to kick out!
Sheamus: Need....table.....2....chairs.......
Booker T: No prob, Sheamus!
MC: Sheamus setting up something crazy!
BT: NO WAY!
MC: How can he possibly have the strength....
MM: White noise through the ladder, table, and chair!
McMahon: Mark.... go save him Mark!
MC: What the-
MM: Mark Henry just ruined Freedomania!
What the-
BT: That's the man,
MC: they call,
MM: STING!
MC: Scorpion death drop!
MM: Stinger Splash!
MC: Now Sheamus looking to end this!
ALL: BROGUE-
WHAT THE?!
NO WAY!
OH MY GOD!
Ref: 1...2...
3! NOOOOOOOOO!!!
Macho Man: Here's your winner...
Macho Man: SHEAMUS!!!