Post by Admin on May 25, 2013 17:24:17 GMT
The following is a 1st round tournament match! Introducing 1st, from Saint Louis Missouri,
The Apex Predator, Randy Orton!
What The----
OMG! Ryback jumped Orton from behind!
Shell Shocked!
1....2....3!
Ryback is a cruel monster.
John Cena: uh, boss, do you think you should do something about Ryback? He just---
Vince: Dammit Cena, go worry about your own match! It's next!
Cena: alright then.
*leaves*
Whats this? A fan just jumped the barricade!
Fan: Cena I love you so much!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cena going for the FU!
but jericho slips out.
German Suplex from the 2nd rope!
5 knuckle shuffle!
Cena hits the FU!
1...2...
2 and a half!
Code Breaker!
Pin, but his feet are on the ropes! 1...2...
3! What a cheat!
Here is your winner, Chris Jericho!
The following is a first round match, introducing first, from dublin ireland, the celtic warrior, Sheamus!
And his opponent, from Hell, Kane!
Hold on one minute! for disrespecting me at the top of the show, this is a handicap match! Introducing your OTHER Opponent,
JL: WHAT THE HELL!!!!
BH: 2 KANES 2 KANES 2 KANES OMGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BH: Sheamus on the attack but theres just no way...
JL: CHOKESLAM!
TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER!
1...2...
3!
Heres your winners, Kane and Kane!
what a scumbag mr mcmahon is for booking this!
Oh and apparently a**hole hasn't done enough!
Oh really, a low blow!
JL: Despicable actions taken by our chairman tonight, tune in next week for the conclusion of Round 1!