Post by RAW Episode 2! on May 31, 2013 4:01:31 GMT
JL: Welcome everyone to episode 2 of AWE Raw! Tonight we ontinue our quest to crown an AWE Champion!
BH: Tonight will see Punk vs Christian, Ziggler vs Edge, and two matches rolled into 1 explosive tag team when Rey Mysterio and Sin Cara face off against Jack Swagger and Big Show!
JL: Sheamus certainly can't be in a good mood after the events of last week
Sheamus: What happened last week was a disgrace, and I demand revenge, and I don't care how many referees, security guards, timekeepers, doctors, accountants, technicians, police officers, soldiers, national guard members, or Big Bossmans I have to Brogue Kick in order to get to vince!
Sheamus: Orton, you were screwed by Vince last week too! Do you want to join me in seeking revenge?
Randy Orton: Yes.
Vince Mcmahon: Not so fast guys, what you may be forgetting is it was the refs fault he let the match continue despite the sneak attack, not mine, however I will admit to feeling a little guilty for my actions last week, so I will offer you guys a spot in the 5 way tag team turmoil match to happen next week to crown the first AWE Tag Team Champions.
Sheamus: Thanks fella, but you still attacked me and hid behind your mentally retarded police/security/whatever the hell that thing is standing right next to you.
Vince: Well, My days in the ring are long gone, however I will grant you a match with Big Bossman in a falls count anywhere match at our first PPV, Over The Limit!
Sheamus: Fella, you may be big, but you're fat, and I'm gonna kick the crap outta you!
BH: Whats Cena doing out here!
JL: Oh no, not this guy again!
Fan: Cena I love you soooooooo much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JL: Orton and Sheamus are going to be a force to be reconed with!
Announcer: The following contest is a first round match scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Toronto, Ontario Canada, Christian!
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And from Chicago, Illinois, CM Punk!
BH: And CM Punk immediately exiting the ring
Punk: What are you guys doing?! You guys are wrestlers too! Where are the actual fans?!
And Christian with a huge baseball slide, taking punk out!
Christian misses big with the baseball slide
BH: Thats the one thing I don't like about Christian, he's a great technical wrestler, but he always goes for finishers too early.
Big bodyslam by punk, going for a cover 1...2...
No! only a 2 count!
CM Punk locks in the anaconda vise! OMG will christian tap?
No, Christian with a clever counter.
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Christian with a beautiful moonsault!
1...2...
No, Punk just barely kicks out!
Christian going for a ddt
But instead gets launched into the turnbuckle!
Punk thinking neckbreaker...
Christian thinking killswitch!
And it connects!
1...2...3!
Heres your winner.... Christian!
Christian with a huge win over punk tonight!
The following is a first round match, introducing first, From Miami Florida, Dolph Ziggler!
and from Toronto Ontario Canada, The Rated R... Soooooperstar, EDGE!!!!!
Dolph reverses into a small package 1...
Huge superkick out of nowhere!
1...2...
no! kickout at the last second!
Edgecution!
SPEAR! SPEAR! SPEAR!
1...2...
3!
Heres your winner, Edge!
Ryback assaults edge out of nowhere!
Ryback: RYBACK RULEZ!!!!
The following is a first round match introducing first, the team of sin cara and rey mysterio!
And their opponents, first, Jack Swagger!
And his tag team partner, The Big Show!
Sin Cara with a sunset flip rollup! 1...2...
Swagger makes the tag!
Sin Cara with a drop toe hold!
(sorry for really blurry pic, but big show got up and shoved cara into the corner)
(I am sorry, I lost 7 photos when uploading. Swagger and Big show pick up the win, The Primetime Players come out and Vince announces the tag team turmoil match will start right now.)
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3!
(dangit! I lost a couple more, Sheamus taunts the crowd, then eats a clothesline.)
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3!
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3!
OMG its DX!!! They're back!
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3!
Here are your winners and new AWE Tag Team Champions...... DGeneration X!
Thanks for watching AWE Raw!