Post by Admin on Jun 22, 2013 22:43:31 GMT
Please welcome the AWE Tag Team Champions, D-Generation X!
Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen to AWE Raw, tonight is the last stop before Over the limit: freedomania, and by the end of tonigt, we'll know what our World Title match will be, BH: Yes because tonight our semifinal matches in our world championship tournament are taking place, they are: Jericho vs Edge and Ryback vs. Big Show! JL: Those should be very exciting but why are our tag champs out here now?
HBK:Thank you to all our fans in attendance tonight who came to see the tag team champions, the greatest tag team ever, D-Generation X!
*Crowd cheers*
But uhhh... Trips do you know where our other belt is
HHH: Nah, the general manager said he lost it
HBK: Well that little bunghole better find it by Over The Limit.... or else!
HBK: Anyway what we came out here to say was that there is a 100% chance of us reaining our titles, and we've retained them before with 1/100th of those odds, and after we do retain our titles, we're gonna throw a party, get really drunk, and drive a tank all over the city, because we're DX, and if you're not down with that we got 2 words for ya...
SUCK IT!
Rey: And.. you have just admitted why you are about to lose, you have summed up in 1 sentence that despite your incredible talent, you have no respect for anyone, including yourselves! You wanna get drunk and wreak havoc over the city with a tank, just cause you think you can get away with it? You guys are extremely dangerous, so me and Sin Cara NEED to deprive you of the titles, because neither one of you are a champion.
HHH: So you guys think that just cause we say we're gonna do something crazy means we're really gonna do it, we like to have fun, but we would never put people in danger, you guys, on the other hand, have resorted to trying to slander our reputation just to get a couple more fans, get out of our faces!
Rey: We're just telling the truth, you guys aren't champions because you only care about yourselves!
HBK: Oh just shut up before we kick your ass!
JL: I think it's safe to say business just picked up in the tag division!
The following is a semi final match introducing first, from toronto ontario canada, the rated r sooooperstar, EDGE!
And from Winnipeg, Canada, Chris Jericho!
Y2J: *whispers* (hi rod, how ya doin?)
Roddy Piper: *whispers*(im doin fine, go win this one ok?)
I can already tell this will be a classic, with the stakes this high, neither man will have any quit in them!
JL: Nice clothesline by Jericho
BH: Elbow right to the jaw!
JL: A perfectly executed back body drop from the rated r superstar.
BH: A submission, this is something we rarely see from edge.
And Jericho counters it...
into a german and a pin
1...
it'll take a lot more to keep edge down.
BH: And Jericho gets driven into the corner!
Edge with a huge dropkick into the corner!
Ouch! Edge could risk disqualification if he keeps this up.
Big bulldog by edge!
And an arm drag by Jericho!
HUGE LIONSAULT BY JERICHO THIS COULD DO IT!!!
1...2...
No, Edge just barely gets the shoulder up!
What a move by jericho
1...2...
kick out again by edge!
JL: OMG! Chris is about to lock in the walls!
BH: Welp, that was a good match, but looks like Jericho's going to the finals.
JL: Hold on, Edge hasn't tapped just yet.
BH: Not yet nut look how far away he is from the ropes.
BH: Well i'll be darned, he actually made it!
JL: But has the damage already been done?
Jericho, taking time to taunt now.
BH: This isn't smart at all.
Jericho's about to-
Ref: 1...2...3...
4...5...6...
7...8...9...
1...2...
3!
Here is your winner and moving on to the World Championship match at Over The Limit, The Rated R Superstar, Edge!!!
'JL: Hey Bret look, we were wrong, Edge won it!
BH: Where the hell am I? What's going on
JL: Oh Boy, looks like the crash wiped Bret's memory, hope it comes back cause he's stuck here till the end of the show.
JL: Oh hi Sheamus! That was fast!
Sheamus: 1-800 FELLA is an instant service Jerry!
JL: Alright well, can you hit Bret again so he remembers everything
Sheamus: Sure, just let me-
BH: No no, that's alright, Sheamus, I remember everything now!
Sheamus: Oh, well can I still join you guys on commentary for a bit?
Bret Hart: Absolutely.
The following contest is scheduled for onefall, introducing first, R -Truth!
JL: R-Truth is ready to go here on Raw
Sheamus: I'm excited for this one, we haven't seen much of truth so far.
And his opponent, being accompanied to the ring by Vince McMahon, The Big Bossman!
BH: Well Sheamus you oughta be watching closely seeing as you are just one week away from a falls count anywhere match with bossman!
Sheamus: I think it's a mistake for him to be wrestling tonight, all he's gonna do is show me his weaknesses.
Vince: I just have one quick announcement, due to the little dork who's runnin this going on vacation, we will be broadcasting two matches from Over The Limit at freedomania and the rest on our own airwaves. Those matches being the 15 man intercontinental championship battle royal and Sheamus vs Big Bossman!
Sheamus: Well that's good to hear, but someone has to call 1-800 FELLA on this kid for the whole "vacation" thing.
Jerry Lawler: Yeah, but this way we get two doses of AWE Action!
JL: Bossman with an STO 1...
BH: So Sheamus, what are you looking for in this match?
Sheamus: Well Bret, I'm going to analyze Bossman's offensive style and how I can exploit it.
JL: Big punch to truth!
BH: Well I can tell you from experience he's a very dangerous brawler.
Sheamus: Right there, letting truth use his speed!
JL: Huge scissors kick by truth!
Sheamus, truth may very well win this thing.
BH: Oh what the heck is McMahon doing?!
Sheamus: I may have to go do something about this.
JL: Off the distraction...
Huge Side Slam! 1...2...
3!
JL: And a cheap victory for the Bossman
And sheamus from behind!
BH: And McMahon stands tall tonight, but it won't be for long!
JL: Oh wait a second!
BH: RKO outta nowhere!
JL: Where did orton come from?
BH: No idea king, but I'm sure glad he arrived when he did!
The following is a semi final match to determine the number 1 contender to the world championship at over the limit!
Introducing first, Big Show!
And his opponent, from Sin City, Ryback!
BH: This is literally a HUGE Main event king!
JL: It sure is Bret, the winner of this will face Edge for the World Championship!
And Big Show driving Ryback into the corner with all his strength!
BH: Now show just bearhugging ryback, sapping all his strength
JL: Big Show covers off the body slam 1...2...
and ryback stays alive!
Show just tossing him out of the ring like a sack of potatoes!
1...2...
Again Ryback manages to kick out!
BH: This has been all Big Show so far.
Ryback takes show down for the first time in the match.
And Ryback with a ddt, we certainly don't see that too often!
JL: Are you kiddin me?! Ryback's going to the top rope
Bh: You have to do things you normally wouldn't if you wanna beat Big Show!
1...
And only a 1 count!
JL: Wait what's Ryback thinking...?
OMG! HE HAS BIG SHOW UP, HE HAS HIM UP!!!!!
SHELL SHOCKED!!!!!
1...2...
3!
Here's your winner, Ryback!
JL: What an amazing performance!
Oh my! Edge out of nowhere with the steel chair!
JL: Well ladies and gentlemen that's all the time we have this week, be sure to check the discussion board for the full Over the Limit match card and enjoy the Freedomania portion in one week. Thank you, and goodnight everyone!