Post by . on Jun 26, 2013 19:32:50 GMT
Macho Man: The following battle royal is scheduled for one fall and it is for the Intercontinental Championship!
Introducing first, from Long Island New York, Longislandicedz, Zack Ryder!
MC: And our battle royal is about to start!
BT: This will be exciting, the title is at stake and ANYONE could win it, including Zack Ryder!
And from Hollywood California, Dolph Ziggler!
And from Tokyo, Japan, Yoshi Tatsu!
And from Charolette, North Carolina, R-Truth!
And from Manchester, England, Wade Barrett!
MC: So Booker who's your early favorite to win this?
BT: Well it's tough to pick a favorite in a battle royal, but due to how long he lasted in the rumble, my pick is Dolph Ziggler!
And from Hollywood California, John Morrison!
And from The Depths Of Hell, Kane!
And from Toronto Ontario, Canada, Christian!
From Miami florida, The Miz!
From Aberdeen, Washington, Daniel Bryan!
From Perry, Oklahoma, Jack Swagger!
From Silsbee, Texas, Mark Henry!
From Mexico, Alberto Del Rio!
From Saint Louis Missouri, Randy Orton!
Sorry, I lost the rest of the entrances :(
DING DING DING
BT: HERE WE GO!
MC: Macho man who do you think will win?
MM: I think the winner will be Mark Henry, and then he'll say Dats what I f'n do, because this is AWE UNCENSORED!
MC: UNCUT!
BT: AND UNCOOKED!
MM: Barrett about to eliminate Truth
MC: But Truth reverses!
BT: First elimination, the Barrett Barrage is out!
MC: Orton going to work on Ziggler
BT: But Ziggler with a ddt into the corner!
MC: Ryder gonna try and capitalize!
MC:A swing and a miss, Ryder's gone.
Miz has Tatsu set up
For the neckbreaker combo!
enziguri from Del Rio
BT: That's one way to take out Henry
MC: What's Miz doing?
MM: And why is orton sliding under?
Orton has swagger ready for-
MC: An RKO!
That'll eliminate swagger, but not orton.
MM: Del Rio boldly going for Henry here.
MC: Henry's got him!
BT: Hang on, Del Rio locked onto the ropes Henry's stuck!
Kane with a big boot to a defenseless Henry!
MM: Kane and Del Rio working together to eliminate Henry
MC: And they did it!
BT: And Kane immediately takes Del Rio out!
MC: 2 Eliminations in a row for Kane!
MC; Punk jumping on an unsuspecting Truth,
BT: And Punk nearly taking himself out, one foot on the barricade!
MM: And truth is gone!
MC: And just 9 men left in our battle royal
BT: May be 8, Kanes got Miz up there
MC: Orton and Tatsu teaming to eliminate Kane!
Miz gets dropped-
BT: Kane's hanging on!
MM: Yoshi goin for a kick but Orton-
tosses him out instead.
BT: Meanwhile Kane's still in this thing!
Morisson tossing Ziggler-
MC: Right into Orton
And they both get eliminated!
Punk with a drop toe hold
MC: Punk now, attempting to eliminate Christian
Christian looking for a huricanrana, he could have punk here!
MC: And he gets it, but punk landed not on the floor, but on our announce table
BT: Technically punk's still in this thing!
MM: Oh no, what's Christian gonna do?
OMG!!!!!
BT: That frogsplash just broke our table, and Punk escaped to the steps!
MC: Well Christian's out, Meanwhile Punk's just gonna chill on the steps.
Kane and Bryan have something planned
Bryan just stomped Morrisons face in, and we're down to 3
Punk jumps Kane from behind-
MC: Bryan nails Kane-
MC: And the Big red machine is out!
BT: You gotta be kiddin me!
Our final two lockup, who will claim the gold?
MM: Hip toss by Punk
BT; Bryan's on the outside but he only went over the middle rope!
MC: But Punk has him up, back inside,
MC: And over the top!
DING DING DING
Macho Man: Here is your winner, and the NEW AWE Intercontinental Champion, C.M. Punk!
MC: The man who eliminated himself just 2 weeks ago...
BT: Just won the battle royal and the title, you got me Cole!
MC: Anything can happen, I guess.
CM Punk: BEST IN THE WORLLLLLLLD!
MC: Coming up next, our main event for Freedomania, Sheamus vs. Big Bossman, stay tuned!